If George Clooney were to be reincarnated as a hotel, the likely assumed form would be that of the Zoetry Agua Punta Cana, where the last thing you need is a shot of the brand ambassador’s Nespresso.
Nestled in the seclusion of the Dominican Republic’s Northeast, the spa and wellness resort features 96 freestanding villas, flanked by a winding turquoise pool designed to provide guests with such a calm sense of privacy that often leaves you in the belief you’re the only resident at the resort.
Perfecting the blend of modern and traditional, Zoetry’s romantic treehouses feature a range of cane-thatched suites, boasting hardwood floors and natural stone accents, set back from the palm-studded private white sand beach and its crystal clear water.
Lush greenery and outdoor water features ensure you’re hit by a wave of tranquility upon arrival, leaving you immediately hard pressed as to avoid counting your remaining vacation days to hatch a plan for your next trip back.
One of the only ‘true’ all-inclusive resorts on the island, designed for the upscale audience looking for a hidden gem, Zoetry provides unlimited top-shelf liquor, gourmet cuisine at any of its four restaurants, a starter spa treatment and wellness consultation and countless water sports.
The pristine main pool – which often feels like your own private one – features a swim-up bar, complete with frozen cocktails to soothe your afternoon sunburn. Oversized jungle style balconies provide the perfect backdrop to finish the last chapter of your high-brow NY Times bestseller, before taking a deep soak in the room’s oversized tub where then douse yourself in Bvulgari bath amenities.
At Zoetry, it’s the little things that take the VIP experience to levels unseen at any other resort. From a personal tour of the resort by your on-call assigned butler on arrival (make sure you request Narciso) to the complimentary Dominican Romantic breakfast to the twice daily refreshed mini bar – the experience of winding down has never made your senses feel more alive.
While other all-inclusive resorts require a wristband and carry the feeling you’re at a Vegas all-day pool party, the diverse mix of guests all appear to have one thing in common – lapping up the serene luxury one handspun frozen margarita at a time.
While not strictly an adults-only property, non-discounted rates for children and a lack of kid-friendly amenities means that you’re spared the midday bingo or pool volleyball fanfare. The property features four restaurants as well as bars by the pool, beach, and lobby, but they are decidedly calm, with no nightly entertainment, save for a spot of jazz or cover singer to accompany you as you down your post-dinner negroni. Those looking for a slightly livelier — but still upscale — scene, are able to take a quick cab ride to Breathless or Dreams roughly 15 minutes down the road.
For years, George Clooney has been asking Europeans: “Nespresso. What Else?” For savvy travelers about to board a plane to Punta Cana, the answer is clear: Zoetry.
THE RAP SHEET
Request a cheeky upgrade to a Pool View Villa – avoid an early wakeup courtesy of your noisy neighbors by asking for a second or third floor room.
Frozen cocktails are best in the lobby bar.
Spend your day floating in the main pool, which has unobstructed views of the ocean and is often devoid of other guests, leaving it your own private paradise.
