SHOW: Jeremy Scott
LOCATION: The Arc, Skylight at Moynihan Station
DATE: Feb.15
START TIME: 2PM + 25mins
TOP INSTA LOOK: Voluminous bouffants, pop star-friendly hologram facial star stickers and bright pink lips.
BEHIND THE SCENES: Scott’s dog humped a security guard – also known as Moynihan Station’s gatekeeper – namely, his leg, on Saturday afternoon after the declaration that “we’re designers” didn’t afford immediate entry into the premises.
OFF PROBATION: A look featuring a powder blue musical note print bomber, worn over a matching bustier and with a cow print black and white denim pencil skirt, an offering given a kitschy Miley Cyrus-ready twang with the addition of a pair of Ren & Stimpy adorned cowboy boots.
GOOD BEHAVIOUR BOND: Off-the-shoulder one-sleeve fitted orange and blue print dress with a chic attached collar, funked up with an oversized western belt and teamed with knee-high baby boy gumboots, perfect for frolicking in the mud at your next banging Nashville festival while swigging back a mickey of Maker’s Mark.
INSPIRED BY: “Cowboys and Poodles”, otherwise described as an ode to the swinging 60’s and super-sized 80’s.
POP CULTURE-NOD: Ren & Stimpy, Judy Jetson, Hairspray (the musical, not the movie), and every single good country gal with dreams of making it in the Big Apple gone bad.
WEAR IT TO: The secret all-night barnyard rave at your celebrity-only luxe converted ranch detox ‘retreat’ hidden away from the prying eyes of the paparazzi (no, Scott Disick is not allowed, ala Miley’s request).
WITNESS STATEMENT: The collective crowd surprise that the flashing lights adorning the Jeremy Scott-skinned Lexus’s that couriered the NYFW elite to the show amid the pounding sleet and rain didn’t make their way into the audience (although the Ren & Stimpy cowboy boots and candy-colored galoshes would have allowed the models to weather the elements en route to Scott’s after party at new Chelsea hotspot, Flash Factory, which ran into the wee hours).
OVERHEARD COURTSIDE: “Scott should have closed with an air guitar!” “How do these Parsons kids get an invite?” “I bet this crowd takes more time to get ready than the models.”
SPOTTED: The Hilton sisters, Perez Hilton (wearing a white coat bearing the derivative of aforementioned lights), Coco Rocha, Ashley Smith, AnnaSophia Robb, Ellen Von Unwerth, Cindy Bruna + drag queens and bloggers galore.
COLOR WHEEL: Pastel cowboy prints, Western-inspired fringing and metallic, guitar motifs and Grease-meets-‘Grunge Barbie.”
BEATS: Blondie’s “Hanging on the Telephone”.
THE DOCKET: Karlie Kloss took a break from her NYU studies to sexily close the show, while Scott appears to be making a transgression from overt pop culture riffs to a new sense of interpretation on cultural icons.